I should add your iPhone to the wifi.

Manager: We don’t have wifi.

Yes, we do.

Manager: No, we don’t pay for that.

The first thing I did when I started working here was install wifi.

Manager: But that costs a lot of money.

No. It was free.

Manager: They told me it costs $50 a month!

Who told you that?

Manager: The internet company. We were going to have wifi for the customers, but that seemed like too much money.

Well, you can pay me $50 a month if you want, but it’s not costing me anything.

Manager: So, you can install wifi for the customers?

Sure. First thing in the morning. I have an extra Airport Express laying around the house somewhere.