I should add your iPhone to the wifi.
Manager: We don’t have wifi.
Yes, we do.
Manager: No, we don’t pay for that.
The first thing I did when I started working here was install wifi.
Manager: But that costs a lot of money.
No. It was free.
Manager: They told me it costs $50 a month!
Who told you that?
Manager: The internet company. We were going to have wifi for the customers, but that seemed like too much money.
Well, you can pay me $50 a month if you want, but it’s not costing me anything.
Manager: So, you can install wifi for the customers?
Sure. First thing in the morning. I have an extra Airport Express laying around the house somewhere.