Boy:

I had a weird dream last night. There were zombies all over the world in the United States and Japan.1 The humans had barriers to protect them and keep the zombies out, but zombie scientists2 made a spray that could bring dead things back to life as zombies. They sprayed it on triceratops3 and the zombie triceratops broke through the barriers so we had to make new defenses. The spray could also turn humans to zombies.

“Were you scared?”

No.4

  1. I love how the whole world consists of two countries. 

  2. Say what?! 

  3. Zombies and dinosaurs? Excellent crossover. 

  4. He acted insulted that I even asked.