Me: Do you need a haircut?
Boy: No! You need a haircut!
Me: You’re right. I have one scheduled for this Saturday. What should I do?
Boy: You have emo hair. You look like Justin Bieber.
Me: Should I go bald? Should I cut it short?
Me: How about some lines or maybe lightning bolts?
Boy: No. Don’t do anything weird. Just be normal.